marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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