Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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