508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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