I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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