If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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