How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I cut my penus on the lid.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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