"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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