I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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