My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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