what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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