what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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