do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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