I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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