Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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