Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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