we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The chlamydia really affected his face.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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