So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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