i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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