SEEEEXXX PLEASE
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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