Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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