...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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