All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Do you have feelings for this penis?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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