And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
this boner is exhausting
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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