GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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