I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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