it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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