All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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