I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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