Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
They have beer where we have blood.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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