so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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