it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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