Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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