the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Is it penis luge time yet?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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