we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm experimenting with sincerity
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
