I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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