So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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