i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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