Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
