The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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