We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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