It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You ate ashes out of my bong
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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