what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Can you repeat that, but with context?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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