btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
