Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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