so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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