just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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