i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
