sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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