Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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