this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
bring money and cleavage
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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