I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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