Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
