I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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