Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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